shitty camera, shittier photos.....

5 months and this is all i have to show for it....... good thing i went to college.


yesterday i was called the unibomber by this redneck dood at wal-mart....... it was really heart warming

i dont know what is more unreal..... shitting in these in the middle of the woods or the person who paid to paint that trailer

i dont have anything creative or whitty to say about this one..... just a view from the truck in tahoe

i ran into this dood at one of the bike shops in reno...... he proceeded to show me "the cock that hangs below his knees....."

this is one of my co workers.... kurt, doing work.

lake tahoe

well as some of you may know i am currently living in lake tahoe doing the hippy save the planet thing... aka i get to use a chainsaw and cut down shit and be distructive....in a good way.. "to simulate the effects of a natural fire" wah wah wah im just here to party! i have been drawing a lot and taking tons of pictures with a camera that i hope works... MELISSA! I will hopefully be updating soon... until then you are just going to have to go outside and session your boring life until i can provide you with something to really live for... good thing take time.

ice cream.....

sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get what you want in life.....

back to the basics.....

i dont really know why this would be the basics, i mean look... these drawings are soo complex it is almost realism...

senor cabeza de papas

i wish it were as easy to get a beard as just putting one on..... and that awesome green hat... are you kidding me!

the wu....

i love the clan... not the klu klux but the wu tang. soo awesome. this might be the only sign that white people can do with out getting the shit beat out of them besides the peace sign....

hello....

i think that maybe eric was right about that 66% because this is a lie... I haven't had a cell phone for over a year now.

larry of santa barbara

only a select few will have the opportunity to say that they have met larry.  an even fewer number will be able to say that they rode with him and were a part of the Low Tech Lace Ups..LTLU and participated in the mountain man rendezvous.... well i have and this is for larry..... in case you feel the need to get in touch with larry he gave me his email.....
larry@hotspice.com or you can just call him.....

trees

after seeing the redwood forest i was completely in awe from the size and age of these trees..... maybe if i go to colombia or some place where mass quantities of weed are grown i will change my opinion about that too.

body head bussers

i remember i had this cd from roy jones jr.. and it was badd! body head bangers vol 1.... it was rad to see someone who can actually beat your ass rap about it instead of the other way around......
"i smoke, i drank, im supposed to stop but i cant, im a dog, i love hoes, and im addicted to money, cars, and clothes.." just a lil taste for dat ass...

smile....

tupac and george......

i was in 6th grade when i got the news about tupac and in oregon in when george died... both time i should have been there but wasn't.... some friend i am....hopefully this will makeup for it.

ill grafitti yo!

california is a crazy place, especially venice beach. that was probably my favorite place in los angeles. people buying stupid shit, henna tattoos, real tattoos, "art" all kinds of nonsence... but my favorite part was the venice art walls....

yellow pants

there was this one time i had yellow pants.... but that was just because i pee'd the bed, sorry Talia! i guess she's had yellow pants too.

los angeles

it's true.... this is the 33% part.

a horse life

i wonder if different horses are different flavors.... donkeys, mules, that girl steve used to date back in the day.....

smokey the bear

just before getting to S.F. we ran into smokey on the side of the road. at first we thought he was taking a nap but soon realized that he wasn't getting up. I think that the people of california might have know about his death because there were about 500 fires going at that time.... now I know why parents don't want their kids to become artists.... because next thing you know you are riding some stupid fuckin bicycle down the coast and getting yourself damn near trapped in this crazy forest fire when you should have been fuckin bitches, doing drugs, working out, procreating, working a 9 to 5 for $5.15 an hour, lifting your truck, or getting that sweet tribal tatty! man i fucked up, hopefully others will see my mistakes and learn from them.....

shakka.....

this is a tough one because comin from the main land, i don't know if there are 2 k's or just 1..... i know that there are 2 d's in badd so i figured that this would transcend the pacific ocean and be spelled the same... maybe not

ohhh the good lo' days.....

before moving to arizona, i lived in misouri, misery, how ever you spell it... it sucked... a lot, until i got my Variflex City Heat inline skates.... I would like to thank Variflex for making me realize that being fat isn't cool.... nor is living in misery.

ohh kevin....

this dood was awesome! he was part of the portland crew who we met in astoria and ended up riding down to san fran with... when we got to san fran, we went out partyin with kalen's roommates, erin and brandon, and got wykd.... kevin got 2 wykd and pissed the couch! the roommates weren't mad though.... the week before one of brandon's friends pissed and puked the couch....

drawings from the road.......

i dont need to say anything else besides that..... actually i lied... according to eric about 66% of what comes out of my mouth is a lie. this isnt though... Vancouver B.C.... (british columbia, not before christ..... which i think would have way cooler of a name.) some amazing things happened in vancouver... kalen made out with "the hottest burn victim he's ever seen" while her fat friend thought i was gay.... i then had to explain the difference between being gay and fat chicks ..... huge difference, like that between her physic and mine....

a.n.a.l.b.e.a.d.

eric was at the house a while back and recorded this freestyle on a hulk hogan theme song from a nintendo game..... yeah it was awesome! well he decided to get the beat and write rhymes in advance and here are the scans from his book of rhymez.... yeah thats a z!! this kid is one of the funniest poeple i know.....

i'm thirsty

sometimes i wonder if people even drink water anymore.....

artist statement

ive been working on this for a while now... ive always struggled with this because i think it is very important for the viewers to understand what motivates you to create art. for myself i felt the best way to explain this was to strip it down to the basics. though english is becoming the dominant language of the world, i still feel that there are 2 very important languages that people disreguard. those are mathmatics and images.

graduation fiesta

so i finally did it.... and it was time to party! here are a few of the polaroids i shot from an amazing night with nudity, hard drugs, underage drinking, pre martial sex, theft, vandalism, fighting.... just another weekend.

kalen got drawded on.....by steve (who cant tattoo)

kalen likes this dood's art (partick jilbert) who draws like a little kid. kalen decides to get it tattooed on his body and to mimic the line quality of the original artist, he decides to have his friend steve (who isnt a tattoo artist) tattoo him.... if only everyone else who had shitty tattoos ment to have them look shitty on purpose.....

hip to be square

Wizard Sleeve

word on the street is wizard sleeve will be recording at 12nHard studio this friday...... be on the look out for the debut album to hit the streets Saturday some time after 10 when he wakes up from blacking out.

creative litter

from the streets of Valencia, Espana.