guest artists..... Eric William VanTine, and hookers

Nothing makes you feel better than when 3 of arizona's biggest party animals take a timeout from windmill head banging, coitus, and church to stop by and hangout with a wanna be stephen hawking......
Also Ashley and Lindsay brought with them fresh baked cookies and coloring books...

this was painted by eric for my lil brother matty to motivate him to get a rabbit suit.

man i wish i could color like this........

get well soon!!!

eric came over to my house the day after surgery and with him brought me a gift..... this drawing! i laughed pretty hard for just having knee surgery and taking about 14 painkillers a day and getting no sleep..... thanks eric!

in case you wonder what my knee actually looks like.......

i painted it. this is way more realistic than a photograph because i cant bend that far to get the good angles and one wouldn't be able to to see all the pain that i am feeling. i dont want to say that i think bad things of people who don't do much, but if you are spending all day looking on the internet instead of being outside active actually living life..... don't hold your breathe for posts after i am healed.........

knee surgery

i got it and everything was fine until the nerve block wore off...... this is the most unreal pain i have ever felt in my life..... even worse than when i blew it up...... this shit sucks.......whale cock! the biggest penis to ever inhabit the earth.

FINALLY!!!!!!!

so i finally got a scanner and have started to scan the film from the epic pacific coast ride....... also i have found on my hard drive, some of the polaroid scans that i did when i first got back but i think they suck male reproductive organs.... but good enough for a little tease i think..... so with no more wah........ the pacific coast.

2 months early but merry jesus day to me!!!

so, i havent posted anything in a long time because i have been trying for the last month to get knee surgery. sorry to make such a serious post for the first one back but such is life..... i have been working on some, tons, of new shit i just dont have a scanner so it is hard to get it to internet..... i will update soon, oh yeah, the 2 months early thing, i get acl reconstruction surgery on the 14 of october... i know that is 11 days longer than 2 months but that is just too many words..... i could just say 70 something days but nah.......

shitty camera, shittier photos.....

5 months and this is all i have to show for it....... good thing i went to college.


yesterday i was called the unibomber by this redneck dood at wal-mart....... it was really heart warming

i dont know what is more unreal..... shitting in these in the middle of the woods or the person who paid to paint that trailer

i dont have anything creative or whitty to say about this one..... just a view from the truck in tahoe

i ran into this dood at one of the bike shops in reno...... he proceeded to show me "the cock that hangs below his knees....."

this is one of my co workers.... kurt, doing work.