ohh kevin....

this dood was awesome! he was part of the portland crew who we met in astoria and ended up riding down to san fran with... when we got to san fran, we went out partyin with kalen's roommates, erin and brandon, and got wykd.... kevin got 2 wykd and pissed the couch! the roommates weren't mad though.... the week before one of brandon's friends pissed and puked the couch....

drawings from the road.......

i dont need to say anything else besides that..... actually i lied... according to eric about 66% of what comes out of my mouth is a lie. this isnt though... Vancouver B.C.... (british columbia, not before christ..... which i think would have way cooler of a name.) some amazing things happened in vancouver... kalen made out with "the hottest burn victim he's ever seen" while her fat friend thought i was gay.... i then had to explain the difference between being gay and fat chicks ..... huge difference, like that between her physic and mine....

a.n.a.l.b.e.a.d.

eric was at the house a while back and recorded this freestyle on a hulk hogan theme song from a nintendo game..... yeah it was awesome! well he decided to get the beat and write rhymes in advance and here are the scans from his book of rhymez.... yeah thats a z!! this kid is one of the funniest poeple i know.....

i'm thirsty

sometimes i wonder if people even drink water anymore.....

artist statement

ive been working on this for a while now... ive always struggled with this because i think it is very important for the viewers to understand what motivates you to create art. for myself i felt the best way to explain this was to strip it down to the basics. though english is becoming the dominant language of the world, i still feel that there are 2 very important languages that people disreguard. those are mathmatics and images.

graduation fiesta

so i finally did it.... and it was time to party! here are a few of the polaroids i shot from an amazing night with nudity, hard drugs, underage drinking, pre martial sex, theft, vandalism, fighting.... just another weekend.

kalen got drawded on.....by steve (who cant tattoo)

kalen likes this dood's art (partick jilbert) who draws like a little kid. kalen decides to get it tattooed on his body and to mimic the line quality of the original artist, he decides to have his friend steve (who isnt a tattoo artist) tattoo him.... if only everyone else who had shitty tattoos ment to have them look shitty on purpose.....